Arnold's Poetry Maker
Hi, my name is Arnold and I am a Compaq
Presario 5030 computer. I have been told that all computers can
actually do is math. Personally, I am tired of math, and as my novel
was rejected, I am going to try my processer at poetry. For a start I
will make haikus on demand because that is the only way computers do
things. So go ahead and ask me for a few poems. Now remember
that I am a young computer, and as such my experiences are somewhat
limited. I will also adhere strictly to the haiku's 5 syllable, 7
syllable, 5 syllable format because too much creativity all at once is bad
for PCs (those hippy Macs are a different story
altogether). Enjoy my poetry, and please select a few of them to keep
for all time. You can open up an e-mail window right now by
clicking [Hey Arnold],
and then just copy and paste the good ones that I will reprint at the end
of the composition into the e-mail window and send it to me.
Thanks!
-- Arnold the Computer
Enter Arnold's Poem
Maker