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Two instant message statuses from this morning:

Dear Ashly, I like to have lesbians in my home, you may stay for as long as you like. Sincerely, Ian

And Mary, who posted a day before to Facebook that she is pretty sure all experiences are cherries and radishes ("I had forgotten how delightful both are, until today," she explained to me; "there is something really gorgeous about each"), knows how to put a plan into action:

breakfast: radishes and cherries